Here's how this morning went.
Faith: (hits snooze button 3 times.)
David: (bursts into room, jumps up and down on bed) Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
D: You aren't getting out of bed?
F: Nope. I'm not going.
D: What if I made you a really good breakfast?
F: What are you making?
D: I was going to make myself a steak, eggs and Swiss chard scramble probably with some other vegetables...
F: (makes a gross face)
D: ...and for YOU I was going cut up a banana, sauté it with coconut oil, raw honey, and cinnamon and pour it over waffles and maybe fry an egg?
F: (Throws covers off) I'll be out of the shower in ten minutes.